Info Moments

"Do you have any adult magazines here?"

no, I'm afraid we don't

"Well then where's your gun books?"

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A black plastic bag containing the following was turned in to lost & found:

2 AA batteries
a package of rolling tobacco
a copy of Pink Floyd's The Wall on CD

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"Where's your Dungeons & Dragons stuff?"

Straight ahead in the Gold Room. You looking for 4th Edition?

"Ugh, no I just need a new 3.5 Players"

Wise choice.

"Thank You."

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"Do you know when that was written?"

Sorry, I don't have that information in front of me.

"OK, well I'll stop by and let you know what it is on the way out."

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"I'm looking for books on pirates"

In the Rose Room, right by the nautical books

"No, I mean real pirates"