In the course of my busy day, I stopped to think about Mike Myers, and how much I hate his movies. The Wayne's World movies and How I Married An Axe Murderer were okay, but all the Austin Powers movies and the abomination that was Cat In The Hat overshadow those. The AP movies are just a long series of shit jokes that show a shocking level of sexism and cruelty, while The Cat In The Hat suffers from being a movie based on a Dr. Seuss, which suffer from a perfect fail rate.
I thought about how he had not haunted our land with bad movies in awhile (I'm not counting the Shrek movies here, his voice work is fine), so I popped over to IMDB to see what he was up to. While he has a few things in the works, he has this coming later in the year. Click through, look at the premise and the cast list. You should most likely shudder in horror
I now have an early pick for what the worst movie in the year is! Although to be fair, I haven't checked on what Eddie Murphy is up to yet.
Update:
Eddie Murphy will be in this sure to be classic. The Love Guru now seems slightly less bad, but still pretty awful none the less
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Ahh... Fresh poop.
Truly hard to say just which one looks worse...
isn't it ironic that the plot synopsis of guru is listed as "empty"?
Speaking of craptastic films, did you see that Lucas has a new Star Wars film, and 2 new TV series coming out, with a proposed "more than 100 hours worth of material" because the fans keep demanding it and cannot get enough...?
Yes Zip, I have. I find myself largely not caring, and wishing that his announcement was his only involvement. I have a drem that he hands the cartoon off to Genndy Tartakovsky, and the live action off to Joss, then dies.
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