Sunday, May 18, 2008

Political Endorsements

American politics is often like watching a Dennis Hopper movie. You know that you'll either hate it, or enjoy it despite the feeling that something is eating away at your soul.

Keeping this in mind, I hereby endorse Barak Obama for President.

Will this make a difference to anyone? No. He's not a perfect candidate (I don't like his stand on same sex partner marriage, and I don't think he'll go far enough on health care), but he's better than the alternative (she's great and all, but she there's to much baggage, she plays fast and loose with the rules, and we don't need another political dynasty) , or the unthinkable (McCain? Does any one really think that's a good idea?).

For Senate I endorse Steve Novick, because his politics are pretty good, and what better way to say fuck you to the Republicans by replacing Gordon Smith with a four foot tall liberal with a hook for a hand.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Steve Novick is awesome! Did a focus group before he ran to see how his campaign would fly. Aside from his pirate look, his political views are fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Sweetie, two "i"s in political.