Job

So, I need a new job.

Really horrible things have happened in the last week or so at the job, so it's time to leave, and to quite possibly set the place on fire as I walk out.

Problem is, I'm not leaving without "the new job", and here's where it gets very hard, because I am very bad at getting jobs. Not just bad, but awful, terrible, never found one the traditional way. Every job I've ever had (with the exception of one short term temp job) was found by the following process:

"Hey , my friend Xithor needs a job"

"Okay, what's he good at?"

"Computers, pretending he likes customers, organizing stuff, that kind of thing"

"Does he bathe?"

"Yes, although he does look a bit disheveled from time to time."

"That's fine. Can he start on Thursday?"

That's how it's worked for years. I've tried the normal way, and it never works. I actually interviewed for (Big Local Bookstore).com earlier this year; I was very qualified, rocked the interview, and was supremely confident that I had the job.

They never even called back. I've been applying since then to many other places, and nothing, not even a nibble.

Anybody want to hire a geek?